This has got to be one of the most interesting txt message forwards I've received (from Shen lol):
A$$ Grabbin Day!!!
Nxt tuesday 25th of April, 2006 is a$$ grabin day. U wil b able 2 grab whoevas a$$ u wona grab. Spread da word. U must send dis 2 at least 11 pplz b4 12:00 2nite or els ur crush wil fal in lov wit ur best friend. get ready 2 get yo a$$ grabed!!! SPREAD DA WORD!
You have been warned! Just be nice to the war vets in the morning though...